So yesterday along with some friends we went to the Mississippi River on wheels (three bikes, two pairs of rollerblades, and a scooter). It was fun though tiring and I got a new nickname, Mud Butt. While going under a bridge I lost control of the scooter and ended up butt first in mud.
The Final Destination of Lost Socks
Please collect any socks that have traveled through my space-time vortex out of your dryer. All socks not collected by Tuesday are incinerated, except fuzzy lime green ones with purple spots. Those get incinerated on Fridays. And if you are unable to locate your socks then you must ask yourself a question; Did the socks really exist or did I just believe they existed because I could see them?
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