Hiccups
I hate hiccups, especially my hiccups. They're horrible, I've been known to blackout from them. But they are also funny. My mother for example compared me to a sickly seal because of how they sound.
Please collect any socks that have traveled through my space-time vortex out of your dryer. All socks not collected by Tuesday are incinerated, except fuzzy lime green ones with purple spots. Those get incinerated on Fridays. And if you are unable to locate your socks then you must ask yourself a question; Did the socks really exist or did I just believe they existed because I could see them?
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